"A California school board voted unanimously last night to fire a science teacher whose students recently discovered that she has appeared in a variety of hardcore pornographic films.

Officials with the Oxnard school district announced that they had canned Stacie Halas, who taught science at Richard B. Haydock Intermediate School. Halas, 31, filmed the X-rated videos before her employment at the school, where she was placed on leave last month."

Students, if you discover your science teacher is a porn star, DO NOT ALERT THE AUTHORITIES.  Keep your mouth shut and just sit back and enjoy the view. -Nuber