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Courtney Love has officially released her new track titled 'Miss Narcissist'. The brand new single will be available from Wavves' Ghost Ramp label here in the near future and will also be backed with an unreleased track titled 'Radio Killer'.

 

You can listen to the song right here and can also read the whole release story right here, courtesy of Rolling Stone.

Monday, 18 May 2015 06:18

MR. GREY WILL SEE YOU... IN CLASS

Good morning kids, you will have a substitute teacher, his name is Mr. Christian Grey. For the first 10 minutes of class.

A Hampshire County high school teacher in West Virginia, who apparently lives in a cave, decided to reward his students, after not much convincing, for their amazing work by showing them Fifty Shades of Grey. The school principal, Jeff Woofter, told Charleston Daily, "An assistant principal walked by and saw what they were doing. They got there 10 minutes after it started and shut it down."

They kind of did the kids & the teacher a favor because according to Fandango critics, the movie received a score of 46/100. Meaning it wasn't all that great.

Now, stopping the class from watching Fifty Shades of Grey, that's understandable, but what throws us off is their school policy. Woofter made a statement that the school "doesn't do that." Hamphshire County school policy prohibits students from watching movies of ANY KIND in the classroom.

So even if it's Aladdin, a kid Disney movie, they can't watch that either?! Just another reason to love living in Ohio.

Thursday, 07 May 2015 08:20

BEARD BACTERIA

It's the end of a beard era!

We all know that everything we touch has bacteria, right? According to the New York Post Quest Diagnostics microbiologist have recently done a study on beards. So what lies on the facial hair follicles of today's average male? The answer is POOP.

Now you're going to be thinking about that whenever you see a chin rugged hipster.

Thursday, 30 April 2015 07:27

MAN BRAGS ABOUT A SOUR TIP

Tipping is usually based off of the level of satisfaction with your service, right? Some people tip anywhere between 10%-20%, well and Oklahoma City man decided to tip with sour cream and then bragged about it over social media. An outraged family member decided to step up and call out his cousin for his rude behavior and went to the restaurant to apologize on behalf of his cousin and left a $20 tip as well as a card. As the incident has gone viral, many have given him praise while some say that a tip isn't to be expected.


Click here for the full story.

East Lansing, Michigan, is the location of an assault that took place on Thursday, April 23rd, at around 2:00AM involving a belligerently drunk college dude and a handful of local McDonald's employees, including one in specific that took matters into his own hands. According to witness and Michigan State University student Kevin Lange, the drunk college guy was acting a serious fool, screaming and shouting, throwing signs, and spitting on the floor. Fellow McDonald's employees had to help try to get this bro outta there, even some from the freaking kitchen were called upon to assist. Finally, after the drunkness was just too much to handle anymore, one McDonald's tough acted out a bit drastically, throwing one serious left hook which left the drunk bro unconscious instantly. I mean, let's face it, this dude was so drunk that he was probably already half unconscious, right? The employee who wrecked the drunk guy with his furious left fist was only helping to expedite the situation, as the victim was probably only mere moments from passing out anyways. I don't know, but that's how I like to think it went down...

 


Yes, I have the video for you right here below. The video is short and swift, but don't you dare worry for a second, you can still see the drunken mess of a human being get knocked the hell out stone cold. It's awesome!

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